Happy Thanksgiving ya bums. Let's get this outta the way. I got the Patriots over the Lions 34- 14. For the second game, I'm taking Saints over Cowgirls, 28-20. Lastly, Jets over the Bengals, 21-17.
On this Thanksgiving, remember...No coupling has ever gone together better than football and turkey. Just make sure the family shuts the F--- up while the games are on. Put Grandma in the basement and let her mumble to herself or have in depth conversations about life with her ghost cat named Marvin. Make the kids do laps in the yard to tire them out so they won't ask questions like, "What do clouds eat?" If they refuse to do laps in the yard, tell them that Santa will die if they don't. Remind Grandpa that he isn't a pilgrim and he didn't fight in a war called the Pilgrim-Indian battle royale. Above all eat till you s--- blood and have a Happy Thanksgiving.
Dedicated to John Madden; founder of the 8 legged turkey.
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The thing that stuck with me this Turkey Day was the Saints winning by 3, but being favored by 3 1/2!
That score might come back to bite me like the smallpox that got the Indians after the Pilgrims arrived!!
Look forward to seeing your Sunday picks. Some tough games to judge this weekend, in my estimation.
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