Ghost of Lombardi's Sh-t List

It's week 6 of the 2010 NFL season. I want to take this opportunity to reflect upon some thoughts that are swirling around in my head like wind in the old Giant's Stadium. Some teams are faring much better then we thought i.e. The Chiefs and others are on the brink of a top 5 pick in the 2011 draft. Let's pick apart this year so far. Welcome to Ghost of Lombardi's Sh-t List.

First on the list is the 49ers, mainly quarterback Alex Smith. I am so f-cking tired of this guy. Every year we hear the same sh-t! "This is the year for the 49ers, it's their year" Shove that line where it belongs. Smith, a first over-all pick in the 2005 draft is slowly becoming another early round bust. Here's another line from that team, that if I hear one more time; I'm going to walk to San Francisco and punch Singletary in the face..."Alex Smith is the future of this franchise".

When!?!?!?! Motherf--king when?! He's in his 6th season and if it hasn't happened yet, it will NEVER happen. The Niners were well on their way to defeating the Eagles on Sunday Night and Alex Smith fell to pieces like a little girl in Toys 'R' Us, who's mommy wouldn't buy her a new Barbie. Enoughs enough, If you want the 49ers to be a contender again; go get a QB. Why not let David Carr get the start? Teams always do this. Once they label a guy, "The future" they are so afraid to pull the plug fearing they will look stupid about their erroneous prediction. This guy is clearly a bust. If Eddie DeBartolo was there, he would have shot him. Move on.

Alex Smith's stats from year one until week 2...

38 TDs, 47 INTs, 7529 yards passing, 69 QB rating. Yawn, F'in yawn.

Next on the hit list...Viking head coach Brad Childress. And when I say, "Head coach", I mean "Useless guy who has Zero positive impact or input" on the Vikings. Childress isn't in charge and is the head coach by name alone. Why does he give Brett farve free reign when the game is on the line? Vikings-Jets Monday Night...All the Vikings needed to do was march 30 yards and get a field goal to end the game. What does Childress do? He let's Brett Farve throw like it was going out of style. Childress consistently abandons the running game when it's necessary. I hate his stupid face already. He has the look of "what went wrong?" when everyone knows that "what went wrong" is Childress.

Hey Childress, when you standing there like a stupid statue, Farve and Moss were on the sidelines making their own plays like it was a sandlot game. You don't think the Jets seen that? What did you think? That your sideline was protected by an invisible force field? Retard. By the way, Randy Moss joined the team 4 days before the game and didn't know the playbook, yet you let Farve try to force passes to Moss ALL NIGHT LONG. And Randy was covered by a REDHOT Antonio Cromartie. Gimme a break. Did you ever hear of the word decoy? No I guess not. If anybody was playing chess with Childress, I'd imagine that all you have to do to win is point and say, "Look! Bigfoot!" and Childress will turn around and you can put all your pieces back on the board. F'in idiot. This guy could be out smarted while thumb wrestling a 3 fingered toddler.

Next! Wade Phillips. Let me ask everyone something, "How does Wade keep getting hired as a head coach?" Lifetime head coaching stats on Phillips... 81-54 regular season record, 1-4 in the playoffs, .600 winning percentage. Let me get a few things straight. I never liked this guy for one. I mean, if you need him to put together a great defense; he's your man. But he isn't a leader and doesn't belong coaching the Dallas Cowboys. This team is stocked with talent and yet they are 1-3.

Wade's teams have always been like this for the most part, "Allot of talent but they blow up in a big spot and always get flagged for stupid penalties". After TE Jason Witten scored the other day against Tennesseesesesesssesee, Witten hands the ball to an offensive lineman who then spikes it. Flag! Now Dallas has to kickoff from their own 15. The Titans run it back to the Dallas 5 and score a TD on the drive. Game over. That penalty killed Dallas.

Wade is one of those," buddy buddy" coaches who always has undisciplined teams. His players should be aware of the rules but Wade is a piss poor head coach. The only reason he's been in Dallas this long is because Wade is from Texas and Jerry Jones must feel some sort of kinship with this native son. If this talent stocked Dallas squad doesn't turn things around, heads will roll and Wade will be the first to go.

Kudos to Rex Ryan. I can't believe I said that. During a Jet pregame show, Rex was asked a Viking trivia question..."What was the nickname of the Vikings defense in the seventies? Rex quickly responded with, "The Purple People Eaters" and then went on to name it's front four and their backups. Good job Rex on your NFL history but you're still a fat a-hole. But good job anyway.

Things that drive me crazy....

To the Colts defense. Peyton can't do everything. Can you guys overpower a team and lead the Colts to victory? Give Manning a break. Colts lose and cameras turn right to Peyton as if to say, "Maybe Manning isn't that good, the loss is his fault." Come on son, this isn't the NBA where 1 guy can lead you to victory every game.

T.O. tweets before a game. Come on Owens, you know the rules. No tweets before the game. If this guy worried a much about football as he does about his misspelled tweets then we might be crowning him, "Greatest WR in NFL History." But instead, he's a trouble making bum without a ring. Hey Owens, you've already played for 5 teams. 27 to go!

Eagle's QB Kevin Kolb. Not "the future" as they say. He plays like a scared wuss and always has the look of panicked constipation on his face.

Eagle head Coach Andy Reid. Eat some vegetables. You're getting fatter every year. What do you eat for dinner every night? Deep fried Doughnuts filled with chop meat covered in chocolate oil sauce? That's not healthy.